Recently, Korea threatened to attack Guam. Guam? Really, what did they do to you Korea and your miniature evil doers? Well, it’s all in the “I’m a really really bad guy” (in Dr Evil Voice) standard and bowing up that the miniature dictator continues.

Geographic Basics

“The strip of land in the western Pacific Ocean is roughly the size of Chicago, and just 4 miles (6 km) wide at its narrowest point. It is about 2,200 miles (3,500 km) southeast of North Korea, much closer than it is to any of the United States. Hawaii is about 4,000 miles (6,500 km) to the west. Its proximity to China, Japan, the Philippines, and the Korean Peninsula has long made the island an essential possession of the U.S. military.”

This would be about the same as attacking basically the US which is a very bad idea for Korea as the all mighty “Mattis” has warned about here.

Besides, I’m not sure Korea has the correct maps, we moved Guam.

New Guam

It’s all for “strategic” military use and also says, ” I really don’t have the balls to attack the US with my new wiz bang missiles” Read more here

Time for a C-Gar

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