For all that is holy, who in the hell drives 30 in a 45 zone? Weather is good so no issue there…no, just an idiot driving singing Koom by freaking ya to themselves as they waste their life away….I can’t pass because it’s a double yellow line…..when I am able to pass…wait for it, they are on the phone. I shit you not I am this freaking close to putting the all mighty Mad Max ramming bumper on my truck and introducing these types of drivers to Nascar. It’s even worse when these tools talk or worse text and turn in front of you and then give you the go to hell look. I swear, im this close to beating one of them., with their own phone.
News flash, slower traffic, your ass belongs to the right in a multi lane highway. Yes to the right in the I don’t care if I die because Im a looser and don’t have an agenda today “right” lane. Or the I don’t have a freaking thing to do today except screw with people trying to get to work. Ohhh I know all the other 2 million Americans get it except the ass hats in DC….in front of me in the left lane, doing 45 in a 70. If you are in the far left lane, and doing 5-10 + the limit and some nut amped up on coffee gets behind you…..move your ass over a lane…to the RIGHT and let him pass. Once the hell storm passes, fine move your “im scared Im going to get a ticket” ass back over. But when all you see is bumper at 70+, honey, move your ass over, I got shit to do.
How about the morons that want to hit their brakes for the wreck to see what happened. Whats going to happen is that you’re going to be worse off than the idiot that crashed that was driving 40 in a 70 zone when the Mad Max truck bumps you into another time zone. There are idiots that tap tap tap their brakes while in heavy traffic that otherwise would be moving if you didn’t start the mother of all domino affect brake taps.
Life was so good in Iraq, hell they all knew the golden rule, when hummer with guns comes down the street, get out of the way. I would love that here but these morons would just give me a cold dead body stare and continue to be mouth breathers as I pass. I actually motioned for a guy to hang up his phone because he was so involved in his conversation he sat through a green arrow, then of course realized what happened and ran the red light, screwing us allllllllll.
Old people, sorry get your ass off the road if you cant see. Im sorry tootsie but you take (or suppose to) take a test for a reason. Here is a tip, when 6-12 cars pass you when you are doing 7 in a 35 and yelling nasty things about you…… your going below the speed limit and frankly raising a lot of peoples blood preasure that only do bad things when their preasure gets that high. (Grand Ma, soory for yelling at you today) Hell pull over and fix your hip but hell don’t do it in front of me in the middle of traffic. Crap!
I had probably one of the original Titanic survivors in front of me yesterday, stop in the middle of the road at an intersection. Cars peeling off to prevent from slaming into one another going every F'ing direction avoing a wreck. I figured, crap she has a mechanical problem as I see her get out of her car. So I pull off the road, hit the flashers and walk up to assist. Nope, not an emergency, Grandma just thought it was a good mother freaking place to stop and put her gas cap back on. I'll tell ya for the amount of scratches on the paint, this thing has been hanging on for life for a few days dangling by a little piece of plastic. I was so pleased to find out she was ok, I could shit!
I actually have one of the loudest air horns available that works very well when asshat joe is F’ing it for everybody while he talks to suzie the nasty girlfriend on the phone and decides to talk and make an illegal left turn across double lines, in heavy traffic. BAAAAZOOOOM Alice, straight to the moon!
Sorry for the rant, but again, for all that is holy, try to follow some of the simple rules read here. You might live longer.