We have currently two infantry squads that have been inserted into the well known areas of movement of Santa and his leading reindeer. They have multiple heads up display surface to air man packs to thrawrt any attempts at hostile terrorists taking a pop shot at him during his approaching flight plan.
A section of F-18s are on strip alert and will be in the air 24 hrs ahead of St Nick to provide aerial recon and early detection. Three Ospreys were contracted this year to augment Santa’s payload of gifts this year and a Navy battle group is positioned diligently in the Atlantic for anything that may arise.
Several elfs have been spotted running around with cigars so be on the lookout…..they can’t be trusted.
More to follow………