No Shit News, just happen to have a wirery snicker bar eating reporter at the Washington DC anti War Rally.  Lets tune in and see what he is hearing from some of the dumbinstrators oh I mean demonstrators.

SBR (Snicker Bar Reporter) I see Jane Fonda, actress arriving. Do you think we’ll be able to get the troops out of Iraq? 
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JANE FONDA, ACTRESS: We have troops in Iraq? Did I mention I have a new exercise video coming out?
SBR Are you concerned about Iraqi citizens and their safety?
JANE FONDA, ACTRESS: Iraqi citizens can buy my video, just tell them to order it on line.

  SBR: Mr Penn, are you concerned about what might happen to the Iraqis if we pull out of Iraq, that there might be more violence and more Iraqis might die if U.S. troops pull out of there? SEAN PENN, ACTOR: You have to understand, Im an actor, with feelings and way too much money. Penn_1 SBR: You’re an angry little man aren’t you sean? SEAN PENN, ACTOR: You have to understand, Im an actor I act like I give a crap about these Japanese in Iraq. SBR: Japanese? SEAN PENN, ACTOR:Yes the Japanese in Iraq, if they pull out a great civil war will erupt in Cairo! SBR: Isnt Cairo in Egypt? SEAN PENN, ACTOR: You have to understand that I was in Iraq prior to the war and I’m very concerned about the Egyptian people that I met, Egyptian people with children.SBR: You’ve never left Hollywood have you? SEAN PENN, ACTOR: uh mmm Peanut butter! 

 
CROWD: Two, four, six, eight, who do we incarcerate… …JANE FONDA, ACTRESS among crowed: Two, four, six, eight, where are the POWs who haven’t ate, lets turn em-in-in-in. SBR:Tim Robbins, What do you think we should do in Iran? How do we prevent them from getting nuclear weapons? ROBBINS: I don’t know. Make them apear on American Idol? RobbinsWould that be a good or bad answer while Im trying to think of a better answer? Wait, I know, we can hide their car keys! Lie? Call in sick?  SBR: You really have no idea why you’re at this rally do you? Robbins: Im trying to meet chicks! SBR: Other than getting several protestors ticketed for smoking pot in front of the capital and their cars towed , today was apparently a wash. Back to you in the studios……….
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Comments

  1. PLEASE PEOPLE, DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT THESE OVER PAID HOLLYWEIRD PEOPLE SAY. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR TROOPS ARE DEDICATED TO, THEY JUST WANT TO JUMP INTO THEIR B.M.WS AND MAKE A PHONY MOVIE ABOUT SOMTHING THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT,OR SHOOT THEIR MOUTHS OFF JUST TO GET SOME INK.LIKE THE REST OF THOSE ASS HOLES THAT GET MARRIED EVERY OTHER YEAR,ONLY IN HOLLYWEIRD!!!

  2. I think there should be a
    ” Support Our Troops Day ”
    Nationwide.
    Citizens line the streets with flags and a night Prayer with candles.

  3. Mullah Cimoc say ameriki now punished so much for killing muslims for beneift of the israeli and neocon.
    History so obvious for invaders of babylon. babylon eat armies so many times. Even tamerlane descendants run away.
    This war message from bible for ameriki people. Each slaughter and killing of iraki or destroying lives of innocent people ameriki just destroy themself. Each day more ameriki woman take the LBT (low back tatoo)kick man from house with protective order from lesbian judge and family destroy. now ameriki have no more children. ameriki society is infertile. This like field of wheat now dead forever.
    All this for obey and be odedient slave (like dog) of masters in tel aviv.

  4. Does anyone know how to go about making Ct. Annie’s suggestion happen? What a great idea, I’d help! Wonder if the media would cover it?

  5. ANITA,
    HOW ABOUT WE ALL WEAR RED ON FRIDAYS FOR THE BLOOD THAT HAS BEEN SPILLED BY OUR TROOPS AND ALL BEFORE THEM.
    DON’T COUNT ON THE MEDIA FOR SOMTHING THAT MAKES SENSE TO GET GET BACKED UP ON.THEY ONLY DO THAT FOR WOMENS AWARENESS WEEK FOR BREAST CANCER AND THE SUCH,AND THAT IS OK WITH ME ,BUT GIVE OUR TROOPS SOME GOOD AIR TIME ALSO..
    AND GYPSY,
    GOOD TO HEAR THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CANT STAND THOSE HOLLYWEIRDOS

  6. Big Bro Jim, I do wear red on Fridays and have passed around the e-mail and tell people. I think I’m going to get a red shirt that states why I’m wearing red on Friday, O/W I don’t think most people pay attention. Probably think it’s in support of the local football team!

  7. ANITA,I HAVE A LOT OF RED TEE SHIRTS AND SWEAT SHIRTS BUT THEY ARE ALL HAVE HARLEY LOGOS ON THEM, AH SO WHAT IF THE PEOPLE DON’T LIKE IT THEY CAN KISS THE RING THAT I WEAR PROUDLY EVERY DAY,YOU GOT IT, THE EAGLE,ANCHOR,AND GLOBE.

  8. nice. You’ve got a great way with words, major. As for those hollywierd creeps, I couldn’t give a darn. It’s a sick and twisted country that supports their celebrities more than their Military Service Members. I am deeply ashamed of these people that call themselves “Americans” and then go and get all hyped over the divorce of so-and-so and the marriage of so-and-so to so-and-so without giving a thought to the Protectors of Freedom. Keep it up Major, and as for Bro Jim and CT, I’m in. Color my Fridays Red. SEMPER FI, and Semper Gratus-
    cat

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