You want signed calendars?! 

Kaffee: I want the calendars!

Jessep: You can’t handle the calendars! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men in calendars. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for weekends and you curse Mondays. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know every month in calendars while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that calendar, you need me on that calendar. We use words like January, February and even December. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent in 365 days. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the calendar that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said, "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand opposed. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Kaffee: Did you order the calendar?

Jessep: (quietly) I did the job I was sent to do–

Kaffee: Did you order the calendar?!

Jessep: (shouting) You’re damn right I did and I signed it too!!!!!

[stunned silence] 

Have you r ordered yours????? Order it and I’ll sign it!!!!


  1. Hey, I have a ribbon, too. Red, white & blue with the slogan, “Let’s All Pretend It’s O.K.”
    That’s what you people are doing. You’ve been putting your brains (such as they are) into neutral and doing the knee-jerk think for your lying Fuhrer. That’s not patriotism, it’s the exact opposite. You do no one any favor by hiding from your Fuhrer’s incompetence and his lies.
    By praising the deployment of more military personnel into that disaster, you show how much you hate this country and every single thing it stands for.
    Ah, I see you love the Confederate flag. It figures. You’re not really even an American, are you? That makes it earlier to hate your country, anyway.
    And the “counterfeit” hundreds. Where did you learn that? Fox News? Bill Oi’Leilly again? Or was it your drug addicted Rush? Tell me, when the American helicopters finally fly away from that embassy in Baghdad, who are you going to blame for the defeat? Cindy Sheehan? Jane Fonda? The New York Times?
    I know it will be someone other than your Fuhrer, because like the rest of the wingnuts out there you don’t believe in truth or accountability. Just like the phony who runs this website doesn’t believe in it. Imagine someone using the insignia, uniforms and heroes of the USMC to push a political agenda while he POSES as a member.
    Just because he’s on your side politically doesn’t make it right. But then, you don’t know the difference between right and wrong.

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